When I woke up I was super hungry. I sucked down 2 ounces like it was no biggie and then put on enough of a show for 30 minutes to make Mom think I was still starving and absolutely MUST have more milk. When she eventually agreed to give me a bit more, I drank 1/2 and ounce and then threw up all over both of us. I know Mom appreciated that because she didn't really like the clothes we were wearing anyway. I've got lots of cute pajamas and if we don't change at least three times a day then I'll never get to wear everything once before I outgrow it. I have to go to extremes to remind Mom of that sometimes.
I've only been awake for 1 hour and 30 minutes, but somehow I've given Mom the impression that I would like to lay down and sleep on my own like I did all day. Where do moms get these crazy ideas, anyway? I guess I better go explain to her how this is going to work.
Enjoy your 2am, I know I am.